i love u

i didn’t want to pay out the ass for socks so i bought 3 pairs in a “boys large” and they fit perfectly

… wao


Things that make me cry:

  • After sex
  • Before sex
  • During sex
  • Thinking about sex
  • When I use a sextant (they measure angles)

(via spoopbang)


ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

(via halloweenieurl)